Guys, here’s the deal from my own curiosity. I’ve had one guy in my life, from my childhood friend, to my puppy love, to my relationship and now my husband. So I’ve had one erection only to devote my time, life and research to. My question concerns the angle of the dangle, so by the chart below, what is the angle of your erection? And if you are not sure what I mean by erection, here are some other names for you………
Hard-On, Stiffy, Woody, Boner, Bone-Daddy, The Horn, Chubby, Blue Steel, Throbbing Gristle, Full Salute, Morning Glory, Morning Wood, Morning Alarm Clock, Pitching a Tent, Trouser Tent, Pan Handle, Pokey, Woodrow, Meat Wrench, Thrill Drill, Vlad the Impaler, One Hole Friction Whistle, One Hit Wonder, Hellraiser, Vagina Miner, Bone Daddy, Pocket Rocket, Custard Launcher, Purple-headed Yogurt-slinger, Baby Batter Blaster, One-eyed Trouser Snake, Love Pump, Snow Cannon, Lap Rocket, Raging Salmon, Goop Shooter, Fun Gun, Mammoth Mountain, Bone-a-phone, Cushion Pusher, Skroink Master, Pork Sword, Moby Dick, Happy Gilmore, Rodney, Longy, Goo Geyser, One-eyed Muscle, Boney Baloney, Homo Erectus, Cock-a-saurus Rex, Chicksicle, Dr. Feelgood, The Early Riser, Easy Rider, Elmer the Glue Shooter, The Impregnator, Jerkin Gherkin, Joystick, Long Dong Silver, Love Torpedo, One-eyed Milkman, Pleasure Piston, Prince Everhard, Shiny Banana, Sergeant Stiffy, Skin Flute, Funky Fatty, Stretch Johnson, Spurt Reynolds, Taco Warmer, Sperminator, Super Soaker, Dick Sticker, Love Stick, Grissle Missile, Dip Stick, The Pink Oboe, Trouser Trout, or Pelvic Plunger.
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The problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis,
but only enough blood to run one at a time.
I voted from my experience.
