Who wants to be paid to write an essay before 11 pm?

It's not for me. My boyfriend is a stupid ass who didn't schedule his things correctly for a class and wants help to get everything done tonight. Bluh, I wish it were so easy. I'm doing some of these stupid government quizzes, but he has an essay on things I haven't read and don't know about x-x

Odds are there will be no takers and/or shamers.

Wish me luck!

I guess to not make it such a needy thread, anyone else get royally fucked by procrastinating too hard or bad planning? Stories are welcome.

edit:

11pm est so like 2 hrs from now.. bleeehhhh