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A Funny Story - My Cousin

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So I wanted to quickly share a humorous story about my completely crazy cousin..

She's been with this 'guy' for about 4 years, whom she had just recently broke up with. I still don't understand how this man had the drive to date her, because she is just absolutely obsessive over everyone. She's bat shit crazy. She was the type of 26 year old that only made Facebook statuses about 'Missing my baby". Literally, all of them are like that besides complete lack of common sense, comments. I know.

She's 26 and I believe he is the same age. He also lives with his parents *snickers*.

His parents don't like her at all. They call her names and think that she is complete white trash. So she wanted to 'move in' with him... mind you that he lives with his parents whom dislike the hell out of this girl. So she lived in his room. When I mean lived, I mean she couldn't go the bathroom, make noise, eat, talk on the phone, watch tv, etc. His parents didn't want her in the home to begin with, so he had her sneak in.

The only property that she had in his room was a stuffed owl, that he bought for her. She lived in that room for a month.. not being able to do the above listed things for 10 hours straight, when he would work. When he would come home, he would sneak her out for food and such.

So from now on, I call the bitch H.P. .... of course for Harry Potter and her owl.

Idk. Thought it was funny

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