Fuckin' sand, man. I went to the beach today, had a great time, but fond memories are quickly being replaced by frustration. There is now sand in everything that I own, and I know that there will be for at least 6 months, maybe the rest of my life. My shorts, sand. My phone's headphone jack, sand. My ear canal, sand. My keyboard (?!?), sand. The innermost corners of my shoes, you guessed it, fuckin' sand. It's also in my eyebrows and little bits are getting stuck in my eye every so often. Fuck you sand, fuck you.
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