I love my cat (and everyone on facebook knows I do too) but he's been participating in an activity we've coined as "extreme pooping". Here are some of the events he's taken part in this week:
first event: "compete with male humans". Quite self explanatory, he takes a shit in his litter box that resembles one left in the toilet by my 15 year old brother. The smell needs to equal or overpower the human poo.
second event: "sneaky poo". He attempts to do a small but hard to clean up poo somewhere hidden in the house that we can't find for a few days. The longest streak of days between him and his outside cat friends reveals the winner.
third event: "right under their noses". He will choose a spot right in front of the door to poo, and constantly watches you to see if you notice that he's taking a dump only 2 metres from you. If you do realise, it's time for him to bolt with half a poo still hanging out his ass. The next step if he fails the event is to run backwards against the fence to remove all failed ejection of the sneaky back door poop.
that cat, man.
first event: "compete with male humans". Quite self explanatory, he takes a shit in his litter box that resembles one left in the toilet by my 15 year old brother. The smell needs to equal or overpower the human poo.
second event: "sneaky poo". He attempts to do a small but hard to clean up poo somewhere hidden in the house that we can't find for a few days. The longest streak of days between him and his outside cat friends reveals the winner.
third event: "right under their noses". He will choose a spot right in front of the door to poo, and constantly watches you to see if you notice that he's taking a dump only 2 metres from you. If you do realise, it's time for him to bolt with half a poo still hanging out his ass. The next step if he fails the event is to run backwards against the fence to remove all failed ejection of the sneaky back door poop.
that cat, man.